Saturday, August 21, 2010

Lindsey + Nati: Typical Conversation

ok this is kinda long but its really funny :) if you have the time please read if not come back to it later im not kidding this is a conversation Lindsey and i had on facebook a wile ago its so funny! she was home sick that day:

Lindsey-
get it lmmmmadsf

Nati-
lmmmmadsf??

Lindsey-
sorry my fingoadfgers arendfgast woorrrrkkking otootttoooodddddaaaayyy

Nati-
.........OK

Lindsey-
translating

Nati-
ok

Lindsey-
sorry my fingers arent working today:)

Nati-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ok
funny pics

Lindsey-
I know i like the lauren one

Nati-
lol
now one ????

Lindsey-
ho ho ho

Nati-
Question

Lindsey-
now one what

Nati-
Question
???
where am i ?
lol
so how long you been sick for?

Lindsey-
I guessing in your front room or basement computer room
all Christmas break!!!

Nati-
lo
lol

Lindsey-
not really
only since mounday

Nati-
monday

Lindsey-
no moon-day

Nati-
lol

Lindsey-
the day the moon was installed

Nati-
lolol

Lindsey-
nati, are you laughing out loud out loud?

Nati-
Yes i am :P)
Wow that went weong...

Lindsey-
and sooo did your wrong:)

Nati-
its ether :) or :P

Lindsey-
Weong

Nati-
lol

Lindsey-
aree you loling out LOUD

Nati-
loling!?!?!?!?! HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lindsey-
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self
Yes do i need to repeat my self

Nati-
NO YOU DOT!!
DOT!!!!!
thats AWsOmE
!!!

Lindsey-
I dot???

Nati-
YES
!!!
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Lindsey-
are you falling off your chair from lauging so hard
and what pics

Nati-
lots

Lindsey-
im scared

Nati-
i would never black mail you......

Lindsey-
I would black mail you!!!

Nati-
lol we should hang out soon

Lindsey-
how soon?
So i can black mail you?

Nati-
..........now, get over here
no you cant

Lindsey-
for Ex: Nati if you dont give me your green beans i will make you EAT them!

Nati-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsey-
i repet eat them!

Nati-
i really loled that time
!!!
i repeat NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is to day???

Lindsey-
So you can grow taller than me!!!!
wednsday

Nati-
i already am!!!
no like the 5th?
or 6th?

Lindsey-
6th

Nati-
oh ...ok thanx

Lindsey-
no

Nati-
What?

Lindsey-
just NO

Nati-
ok im sorry
lol

Lindsey-
you should be

Nati-
lol

Lindsey-
seriously
im as serious as a noodle
and you know how serious they are

Nati-
ohhhhh ya i told one a joke once and it just sat there!

Lindsey
sat where? your forhead

Nati-
no silly on the chair!

Lindsey-
huh

Nati-
lol nvrmnd

Lindsey-
ugvhu9vbbhbhbugbvftghn

Nati-
???

Lindsey-
translation?

Nati-
oh jrhhfrrmviakohhlwvlyu?

Lindsey-
no

Nati-
it sdnevr mind
lololo
sorry it said NEVERNIMD

Lindsey-
im my lang you said im a doodle fish and i have fins of noodle and i eat clowns

Nati-
lololol THAts great!!

Lindsey-
haha

Nati-
HOW ABOUT tHIS?
...
lik bujsnton mattgotsmahn

Lindsey-
Oh that one is tricky

Nati-
ya i no
:)

Lindsey-
okay you said I am a meerkat and i like melons and i am canible and i eat fruity tooties and i sleep in a banana

Nati-
lolw bout this?...
hjshkfjkkshfkwuieyfjdb,vncikeyridkbv45!bsdgjnldjg,dull

Lindsey-
you said i am moose i sound barbaic yalp and i eat ballons

Nati-
.....wow are you really Lindsey?

Lindsey-
hehehe ( creapaly) Maybe::::_()
sorry that was melissa
you know your evil twin
she keeps coming back

Nati-
HHHAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH so thats where she went to!!

Lindsey-
one foggy night...this is hard for me to speak about
tell me if you want me to keep going:|

Nati-
i do
...

Lindsey-
okay
hhhhhhhh
um so i was looking out my door ( tell me every sentence if you want me to keep going its scary)

Nati-
ok go on
...

Lindsey-
uh hu and keep going that helps with my nerves
and i saw this object
in the sky

Nati-
GASP
NOT AN OBJECT IN THE SKY!!!

Lindsey-
and it was just a bird but that has nothing to do with my story

Nati-
...oh

Lindsey-
and then i saw her...

Nati-
NO!?he?

Lindsey-
it was melissa

Nati-
(scary sound on Halloween movies)

Lindsey-
so i followed her to your house because i though it was you

Nati-
you didnt
!?!?!

Lindsey-
then she went into carlis room

Nati-
i newit!... wait you came in my house?

Lindsey-
yes you were sleeping

Nati-
oh that makes it ok then

Lindsey-
and she reached her hand into the crib
and i cant say what came next its horrifying
unless you beged me to

Nati-
...

Lindsey-
okay i will go on...
she
she
she
she
reached her hand into the crib
and

Nati-
SHE WAT?

Lindsey-
and
and
and
Tickled carli!!

Nati-
yeand???

Lindsey-
and then she went into your kitchen
and
and
an
d
and
an
d

Nati-
O

Lindsey-
she
she
ate a cheerio
and
the
n
she
she
went to your dads room

Nati-
!REALY?

Lindsey-
and guess what she did next

Nati-
WHAT?!??!

Lindsey-
guess

Nati-
....UM...

Lindsey-
guess

Nati-
SHE ATE THE CORNER OF THE MATTERESS CAUSE WE R STILL TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT...

Lindsey-
no worst
shhh- sheeee
snifted your dads elbow!

Nati-
....wow

Lindsey-
she was going tickle him if he hadent showerd that day

Nati-
lol

Lindsey-
he didnt shower that day..

Nati-
oh no!

Lindsey-
so she sniffed your dads elbow 2 maybe 3 times until she realized
...
he had to good of a sense of humor
so she went over to your mom
she couldnt tickle her!

Nati-
no! y?

Lindsey-
cause she was too used to laughing because of your dads sense of humor

Nati-
i see

Lindsey-
so she went down to kims room

Nati-
what did she do there?

Lindsey-
it scared her sooooo bad!

Nati-
Kim or Melissa?

Lindsey-
Melissa

Nati-
Kim scared Melissa?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lindsey-
she had triped into her room because her messy room
so she went to your room

Nati-
great...
so you went in my room too?
what a stalker!@

Lindsey-
no i was in the hall i couldnt let her see me

Nati-
ahh...i see

Lindsey-
and she finally found what she was looking for

Nati-
WHAT???

Lindsey-
the penny she droped in your room years ago

Nati-
oh that thing
its mine i keep telling her
.....
so?

Lindsey-
she spotted me

Nati-
no. then what?

Lindsey-
she said that she was going to tickle m
and i ran
i ran as FAST as i could

Nati-
how fast?

Lindsey-
as fast as i could
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nati-
wow that was scary!!!!
poor penny..

Lindsey-
I know im shaking

Nati-
me too.....

Lindsey-
wow that took an hour!

Nati-
yup
lol thats awsome!!

Lindsey-
ima gurd story teller

Nati-
yup i Natalie Nuttall of .....errr.....Natalie Nuttall-ness hereby apoint you Lindsey Holmes of um, Lindsey Holmes-ness The new Queen of SaRcAzMmM

Lindsey-
i will take that

Nati-
(applaud )

Lindsey-
!!!!!!!
Ima frezzing!!!!!!!

Nati-
THEN GET WARM CHILD! GOSH WHATS WRONG WIT U?
LOL

Lindsey-
I have a temperture so im frezzing one min and sweating one min

Nati-
that stinks

Lindsey-
yes yes it does

Nati-
err ill be right back hang on dont go talkin to your self wile im gone brb.....

Lindsey-
imm not going to im talking to kari!
brb!!!
i have to go potty

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